You may have noticed that things have been a little…slow over here. Yes. I apologize. As it turns out, I had a great stroke of luck (and an accompanying huge promotion) fall into my lap recently, which has been quite lovely and very funny and unexpected, and which involved a very quick trip to L.A., where I managed to do very little other than work and drive to the Santa Monica Pier before dawn to jump into the Pacific Ocean as the sun was rising.
But fear not, dear friends: This is not the end of our time here. But it may be a few weeks before I can find a way to fit everything into a workable schedule. So don’t leave me! We have so many more stories and terrifying advertisements to share!