1) I played a lot of hooky.
2) I quit smoking.
3) I continued my quest to take only photos that could be classified as performance art, and I stopped explaining them.
4) I shaved my head.
5) I grew a vintage ’70s pornstache.
6) I started listening to house music at the gym instead of Robbie Williams.
7) I taught myself how to play 19th-century French card game bezique.