I’m going to my safe place today (Michelle Pfeiffer’s scenes in Batman Returns) and I’m wondering something: Do you think Selina actually died from that fall in the movie? Or do you think that she woke up, walked back into her apartment, and realized that she’s Michelle fucking Pfeiffer and she deserves better than cat sweatshirts and a couch filled with stuffed animals? Because all of her deaths (“You killed me, Batman killed me, the Penguin killed me”) didn’t really involve much in the way of reviving. She fell through awnings, landed in kitty litter, and then on top of the plants in the greenhouse. So maybe she’s now just a slightly deranged woman who has had it with the assholes of Gotham and takes her revenge accordingly? Until she falls in love with Bruce Wayne! But their love is not to be! A kiss can be even deadlier, if you mean it.
Do you think I could just rewatch the whole movie at my desk?