The ‘Thirsty Fibres’ of Scott Toilet Tissue Keep Women Healthy!

vintage toilet paper ad“There is no form of human illness quite so humiliating as rectal trouble,” begins this Scott Tissue ad. As if that wasn’t obvious from the poor bed-ridden woman pictured! Low-quality toilet tissue can negatively affect your health, but not when made with the “thirsty fibres” of Scott! “Feel its unusual softness…its linen-like texture”!

So, knowing this, do you think Beth March’s slow decline in Little Women had anything to do with the quality of the March household’s toilet tissue?

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