“There is no form of human illness quite so humiliating as rectal trouble,” begins this Scott Tissue ad. As if that wasn’t obvious from the poor bed-ridden woman pictured! Low-quality toilet tissue can negatively affect your health, but not when made with the “thirsty fibres” of Scott! “Feel its unusual softness…its linen-like texture”!
So, knowing this, do you think Beth March’s slow decline in Little Women had anything to do with the quality of the March household’s toilet tissue?