- You can claim that your cigarette is tough enough to do two things for you, but it’s still a Winston Light. You’re just breathing in smog in a stick.
“Big numbers are definitely better, am I right ladies?”
“Size doesn’t matter, okay? OKAY?”
The box always makes a difference, amirightladies?
“Or less than half my buttons unbuttoned.”
His name is Winston.
One assumes he will smoke on a bearskin rug, posed like Burt Reynolds in Cosmo.