Mattress Renegade

The odd thing about moving our brain thoughts to this website is that one can actually chart the waxing and waning of our latest obsessions. For instance, it’s pretty obvious that ever since posting that humpy photo of Lorenzo Lamas for Sex on a Stick Sunday, he’s been on our minds. So just enjoy our journey, okay?

For instance, this commercial. Lorenzo Lamas had his own line of mattresses, apparently, but only in Spanish-speaking countries. We are not Spanish speakers, but the message conveyed is pretty clear: Lorenzo Lamas wants to service you, your significant other, and even your kids, if need be. Which, as a child growing up watching Falcon Crest, we would not have minded in the least. His character’s name was Lance Cumson, after all, which just leads credence to the theory that homosexuals rule Hollywood.

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