Famous people—like Santa!—love Pall Malls.
Ersatz Errol Flynns smoke Pall Malls!
C’mon and get hep to groovy Pall Malls!
They’ll inspire you to coordinate your swimsuit to the packaging!
Or indulge in a fashion makeover!
You’ll want to wear your glasses on your forehead to better enjoy smoking them.
When your neighbors hear you have an entire carton, they’ll awkwardly run over!
Pall Malls are healthy, like fruit!
Or riding bareback.
Fall asleep holding a super-sized box of Pall Malls instead of a lover!
No sore throats or blackened lungs with THIS brand!